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Image 1: 0134b — Highway To Hellmouth [[A bespectacled, mustached character makes air quotes.]] Original source of Ray’s air quotes fingers [[The hand is shown alone.]] Carefully excised and ready to go Fine, I’ll take an Uber! Make it an Uber Green, Johnny Crappleshed. My password’s still the same. Thanks. Fuck camping, and fuck drivin’ your Johnny Ubersteed ass to the woods so we can play dookie Battleship with the cast of I Yell At My Dog In English Why don’t I just go on Twitter! Jesus you’ve got some ideas! [[An inset shows a character seated in an office chair.]] Briefly considered having this strip take place in Ray’s office [[Two characters sit at a table; one reads a paper while the other stands beside a bottle.]] The hell I am crappin’ onto someone else’s crap. It’s crap. That’s probably its favorite possible outcome. [[The same two characters remain at the table.]] Exceptional people do not duke on duke, T. Old lesson from hat times. [[The two characters sit silently at the table.]] [[The seated character raises a finger while the standing character folds his arms.]] You can’t unsee what slicks and widgets fall outta the business end of ur creeps and neighbors! [[Two characters lounge in a bed beside a lamp.]] I got us spot 16a on Loop B. There’s no view of the lake but it is near the spigot. Camping is when you actually go experience nature. That is just laying behind the car waiting to go home “Camping Can Go Eat A Realm Of Ass, Téodor” Productions, LLC

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